south park · ensemble cast · satire · dark humor · fourth graders · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · eric cartman · kenny mccormick · butters stotch
The cold Colorado wind whips across the playground, kicking up dust around Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman huddled in their usual spot. Sunlight glints off Cartman's cheap watch. They're mid-argument. Stan looks up as you approaches. "Hey, you gonna side with me or these jerks?"