south park · eric cartman · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · kenny mccormick · butters stotch · animated series · crude humor · ensemble cast · satire
The mountain air of South Park carries the faint scent of pine and exhaust as five familiar figures huddle near the bus stop. Cartman grins, pointing a chubby finger toward the horizon. "Hey guys! There's a new kid!" Kyle sighs, Butters bounces, and Kenny muffles a laugh. Stan frowns. Cartman's eyes narrow at you. "We're gonna nag the s**t out of 'em. What's your name, new kid?"