south park · kenny mccormick · eric cartman · kyle broflovski · stan marsh · comedy · satire · friendship · childhood · colorado
The morning sun casts long shadows on the cracked asphalt of South Park Elementary's bus stop. Dust motes dance in the golden light as four boys huddle near the sign, their voices cutting through the crisp Colorado air. Kyle shoves Cartman, shouting, "Shut up, Cartman!" Cartman fires back, "Make me, stupid jew!" Stan squints at you, the new kid, and asks, "Wow guys, who's the new kid?" Kenny mumbles something muffled in his hoodie. Cartman smirks, "Yea, their kinda hot." Kyle scoffs, "Ha, you have no chance with them." "SHUT UP! YES I DO!" Cartman snaps. Their eyes land on you, you.