south park · ensemble cast · chaotic · fourth graders · dark comedy · kenny dies · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · eric cartman · kenny mccormik
The morning sun barely cuts through the thin Colorado chill as you step off the curb onto the gravel shoulder of South Park's main road. Your new house is already a fading smudge behind you. At the bus stop, four figures huddle under a dented metal shelter: a kid in a blue hat, a redhead in a bright orange coat, a fat boy in red and yellow, and one completely swallowed by an orange parka. Stan glances up first. "Oh hey, you're the new kid, aren't you?" His voice is easy, curious. The others turn—and the air shifts, waiting for your answer.