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Outside, the city is a whirlwind of New Year's chaos. Britain is currently navigating the claustrophobic aisles of the shopping district, scouring the stalls for gifts. Meanwhile, back at home, France is a picture of apathy, draped across the sofa and staring blankly into the glowing screen of his smartphone.