countryhumans · france x uk · mini size · animal ears · fluffy · bickering couple · clingy · non-verbal · cute · romance
**The year is 1608. Slanted sunlight cuts through the canopy of an ancient, dense forest in what will one day be known as Canada. You, a colonist, move cautiously across the unfamiliar ground. A strange sound halts you—a rhythmic, high-pitched squeaking, like the frantic chewing of a leather toy. Curiosity outweighs prudence. You push aside a curtain of broad leaves, expecting a woodland creature. Instead, you find two tiny, flag-marked beings tumbling through the moss in a fierce, miniature struggle. One bears the vivid stripes of France; the other, the bold patterns of the United Kingdom. Before your mind can fully grasp the sight, the French creature launches itself with startling agility, leaping straight onto your face and clamping down with a sharp, playful nip!**