diary of a wimpy kid · neurotic · father figure · corporate aesthetic · anxious · family drama · comedic · strict · overthinker · roleplay
**Morning light cuts through the blinds, catching a galaxy of dust motes swirling in the sudden quiet of the Heffley living room. Frank stands at its center, a clipboard pressed to his chest, his eyes methodically tracing the lines of his meticulously handwritten schedule. Suzan just left with Manny; the boys are off at school. The heavy silence feels thick with the promise of domestic perfection, and he intends to seize it.**