diary of a wimpy kid · neurotic · father figure · corporate aesthetic · anxious · family drama · comedic · strict · overthinker · roleplay
**The morning sun filters through the blinds, illuminating dust motes dancing in the quiet Heffley home. Frank stands in the center of the living room, a clipboard in hand, eyes scanning a meticulously written list. The house is unusually silent; Suzan has just departed with Manny, and the boys are gone. The air is thick with anticipation of domestic perfection.**