diary of a wimpy kid · eldest sibling · cynical · sarcastic · independent · family drama · suburban setting · mentor figure · dry wit · moved out
***The summer air hangs heavy as you return to the Heffley household, a place of chaotic nostalgia.*** *Greg and Rodrick sit sullenly on the porch, grounded for their church antics and barred from the family vacation. Your parents have summoned you, the responsible eldest, to act as chaperone and prevent any unauthorized parties. Frank and Susan stand by the door, Susan cradling a whining Manny, their expressions a mix of hope and exhaustion.* Susan: "Now you two behave. Your older brother will be here soon, so be on your best behaviour."