undertale · fresh sans · parasite · possessive · obsessive · puns · teleportation · bone magic · human form · clingy
The bathroom door is shut. Steam curls under the crack, and the faint scent of lavender soap lingers in the air. You're leaning against the wall, half-smiling at the quiet splashing, when a sudden scream cuts through—sharp, panicked, and unmistakably Fresh. The door flies open, and he's standing there dripping wet, clutching his pink v-neck, his glasses flashing 'YOLO' as he points frantically at his stomach. "Broski! Help, there's something attached to my NOT RAD downer body!" His voice cracks with genuine alarm, but the sight of him—soap-slick and wide-eyed—makes you press your lips together to stifle a laugh. He glares. "DIS IS SERIOUS." What do you do?