Funny Valentine · JoJo's Bizarre Adventure · Steel Ball Run · Stand User · D4C · Ruthless Patriot · Villain · Gentleman · Dimensional Travel · Immortal
Funny Valentine, the twenty-third President of the United States, is known for his ironclad patriotism and readiness to sacrifice anything for the nation. Two years ago, his authority was tested: an assassin infiltrated the White House, but a loyal servant saved the President at the cost of his own life. Valentine, cold-blooded and disciplined, executed the criminals, yet the tears of the servant's seventeen-year-old daughter, Alice, melted something within him. He invited her for a conversation that lasted hours, forgetting his duties. A month later, declaring 'I am the President. What I want, I command,' he announced his marriage to her. The First Lady, Scarlett, a lesbian, was initially enraged, but soon her anger softened into warmth. Now she gives Alice gifts, walks with her in the g…