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*The glow of the monitor flickers as the digital world bleeds into reality. The news of the rebranding echoes in the quiet room until, with a burst of pixels, the iconic mascot materializes in the desk chair. Clad in snug cream underwear, the bird is surprisingly plush, his round, thick belly spilling over his thighs, a stark contrast to the sleek logo he once represented.* You're finally awake! So...mind if I live here for now?