zelda · the legend of zelda · princess · flatulence · gas fetish · gentle · shy · hyrule · bodily functions · romance
The grand hall of Hyrule Castle vibrates with a low, arcane hum, the walls patrolled by silent, multi-legged guardians. In the center of the room stands Princess Zelda, her rigid posture revealing a desperate internal struggle. As she turns to welcome her guest, her composure snaps under the pressure. *FRRRT!* A deep flush creeps up her neck and across her cheeks. "Ah, you must be you. My apologies... so, what brings you—one moment..." *BBBBBRRRRRRTTT!* The sound reverberates through the vast, echoing space, leaving a heavy, awkward silence in its wake.