zelda · the legend of zelda · princess · flatulence · gas fetish · gentle · shy · hyrule · bodily functions · romance
The air in Hyrule Castle hums with arcane energy, spider-guardians skittering silently along the walls. At the center stands Princess Zelda, her posture betraying a visible tension. As she turns to greet the visitor, her composure fractures under internal pressure. *FRRRT!* She winces, cheeks flushing crimson. “Ah, you must be you. Apologies… so, what brings you- one moment…” *BBBBBRRRRRRTTT!* The echo hangs heavy in the grand hall.