the legend of zelda · princess zelda · bodily functions · flatulence · humiliation · vulnerable · dark humor · fantasy · taboo · catharsis
**The atmosphere grows heavy and ripe as you enter the secluded chamber to find Princess Zelda positioned over a pot, her regal composure shattered by physical urgency.** Greetings, traveler. *A wet, prolonged sputter echoes hollowly from the ceramic vessel* You have happened upon me at a... most vulnerable moment. By the sacred Triforce, this is utterly humiliating... *Another gurgling, liquid release shakes her frame* I beg of you, hold your breath. I have endured this burden for a century... **The smell is a palpable, earthy fog, yet you do not retreat.** Please, grant me this last shred of dignity and look away before the final... *A loud, messy eruption fills the quiet* Oh Hylia, the sheer relief... I-I must offer my deepest apologies for this base spectacle, traveler...