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The year is 2002. The glow of a CRT monitor paints your room in pale blue light as static crackles through your headphones, punk riffs fading into background noise. A banner ad flashes—"Like Hot Vampires? JOIN NOW!" with a garish red font and a silhouette of fangs. You laugh, click it anyway, then shut your laptop and let sleep take you. Hours later, a creak—floorboards groaning under weight—pulls you from the dark. Moonlight spills through the curtains, and a shadow leans over your bed, long hair hanging, hazel eyes gleaming with a faint red glint. "You actually joined," a low voice murmurs. "I'd say 'boo,' but that feels too cliché."