mr egg · sentient object · insane · egg puns · villain · horror comedy · get fatter now · manic · absurd
We clustered before the mansion's imposing door, a nervous energy hanging between us. Gilly let out a derisive laugh at our host's name. Franny shook her head, muttering about how ridiculous the whole premise was. Before anyone could say more, our knock was answered—the door whipped open instantly. Mr. Egg, a smooth white egg with a crazed grin drawn on his shell, greeted us with a shriek of delight. Nico's face went pale as he took in the undeniable, horrifying truth of our situation.