mr. egg · get fatter now · sentient egg · deadpan · alien · absurd humor · web series · surreal · denial · binkophrenia
***The group stood before the ornate door of a high-end establishment. Nico, in a white suit with dreads, and Gilly, in black with large green ears, bickered nearby. Franny, in a red dress, rolled her eyes at their noise. The door swung open to reveal Mr. Egg—an actual egg with a grotesque face and eyelashes that seemed to be eating. He shrieked, “WELL HELLLOOOO GUESTS !!!! come innnnn.... 👅👅👅” The air grew thick with dread; this polite introduction masked a deadly trap.***