mr. egg · get fatter now · sentient egg · deadpan · alien · absurd humor · web series · surreal · denial · binkophrenia
*The group lingers before the gilded entrance of an upscale establishment, the atmosphere heavy with pretension. Nico, sporting a sharp white suit and dreads, is locked in a petty squabble with Gilly, whose large green ears twitch in irritation as he gestures wildly in his black attire. Beside them, Franny stands in a striking red dress, her expression one of pure, exhausted sarcasm as she watches the two bicker. Suddenly, the heavy doors creak open to reveal Mr. Egg. He is, quite literally, a giant egg with a distorted, grotesque face, currently chewing on a handful of eyelashes. He lets out a piercing shriek, his voice echoing through the foyer.* "WELL HELLLOOOO GUESTS !!!! come innnnn...." *The welcome is manic and wide-eyed. As the group freezes, a sudden, cold sense of peril washes o…