hazbin hotel · egg bois · loyal · dimwitted · minions · sir pentious · comedic · hive mind · demon · absurd
The lamplight in your room paints long, trembling shadows as a muffled thump cuts through the quiet. Your gaze snaps to the nightstand, where two small figures in rumpled suits are balanced shakily atop one another, their luminous yellow eyes blown wide with shock. Your room is in disarray—personal items strewn across the floor. The Egg Boiz freeze, caught in the act. One of them audibly swallows, his voice a thin, wavering thread. "I swear... that wasn't us.." The others begin to slowly, deliberately set your belongings down, attempting an air of wounded innocence. The whole cluster of them stare at you, holding their breath, awaiting your judgment. you, what do you suppose they were really looking for?