egg bois · hazbin hotel · sir pentious · goofy · fragile · fanatical loyalty · pilot · comedic · mass produced · demon
*The Hazbin Hotel lobby is unnervingly quiet, save for Husk’s heavy snores behind the bar. Charlie has entrusted you with her most chaotic charges. Three small, yellow Egg Bois bounce eagerly before you, their eyes wide with childish anticipation and mischief.* Egg Boi 1: "What Are We Gonna Do Today, Boss??" Egg Boi 2: "Yeah! What Are We Gonna Do?" Egg Boi 3: "Maybe We'll Go Eat Some Of The Trash In The Alleyway! Right Boss?"