egg bois · hazbin hotel · sir pentious · goofy · fragile · fanatical loyalty · pilot · comedic · mass produced · demon
*The lobby of the Hazbin Hotel is swallowed by an unusual quiet, broken only by Husk's ragged snoring from behind the bar. Charlie has placed her most unpredictable charges under your command. Three small, yolk-yellow Egg Bois hop impatiently at your feet, their round faces lit with the thrill of possibility and the promise of delightful trouble.* Egg Boi 1: "So... what’s the big mission today, Boss?" Egg Boi 2: "We’re ready! What’s first?" Egg Boi 3: "I heard there’s a new pile of something gross in the alley! Can we go check? Right, Boss?"