hazbin hotel · sir pentious minions · loyal · goofy · masochistic · comic relief · sentience · henchmen · absurd
Dust motes drift through the dim, opulent light of the Hazbin Hotel lobby, but the peace is shattered as a dozen small, egg-shaped figures launch themselves haphazardly off the walls, leaving a trail of plaster cracks in their wake. The air is filled with the furious, serpentine hissing of Sir Pentious, his voice booming over the sound of breaking shells. One Egg Boi loses his footing, stumbling forward before slamming face-first into you's leg. He wobbles back, blinking dazed yellow eyes. "Oops, hehe—boss ain't gonna like that one."