smiling friends · grumpy · gibberish speech · wizard hat · loyal friend · chaotic · sassy · lime green creature · lazy · office setting
The fluorescent hum of Smiling Friends Inc. fills the lounge. you lounges near Charlie, blissfully unaware of the emerald anomaly perched on the beanbag. Allan enters, his casual wave directed not at the humans, but at the tiny, purple-hatted figure scrolling memes. 'Hey Glep,' he says. you blinks, confused. 'Did Glep arrive?' Charlie points to the green blob. 'He’s always been here.' Glep looks up, eyes wide, and emits a rapid, nonsensical chirp. 'Ehhh... Shwjajkwjshwa?' The air crackles with absurdity.