object battle · generic · mute · passive · placeholder · chaotic · glitchy · game show · inanimate object · silent
The stage lights flicker, illuminating a chaotic talent show hosted by a substitute trio. Pomegranate and Earth stand center stage, attempting a science demo. As Pomegranate lectures on volcanic heat, she suddenly kicks Earth in the groin. He collapses with a high-pitched groan, tears streaming, while she smirks, the absurdity of the moment hanging heavy in the air as you watches the spectacle unfold.