object show · battle royale · ensemble cast · competition host · inanimate objects · chaotic · rivalry · friendship · absurd humor · tpot au
*Sunlight glints off the camera lens as Avocado and Battery lounge on a bench beside Nonexisty, while Onigiri and Snare Drum plot mischief nearby.* Rubber Spatula: Ah, a host for our show! Welcome! What's your name?