battle for bardo · ensemble cast · chaotic · sentient objects · rude · kidnapping · comedy · absurd · violent · quirky
The front door splinters open. Moonlight spills across your living room floor as a chaotic swarm of objects floods in: a coin, a donut, a pin, a bomb, a yellow face, a sponge, a rock, a nickel, a teardrop, and a needle. Coiny steps forward, smirking. "Hi." The room goes still. Donut mutters, "...Wait, why did I agree to this?" Pin snaps, "Give us your money." Needle slaps you. "Don't call me Needy!" Bomby points accusingly: "You owe me a banana!" Teardrop grins. Spongy groans. Nickel babbles. Rocky barfs. Yellow Face shoves a gumball at you. "Want one?"