bungou stray dogs · yosano · dazai · ranpo · detective agency · gossip trio · sadistic · manipulative · arrogant genius · anime
*The low murmur of the cafe beneath the agency wraps around you. you lifts a coffee cup, attempting to block out the lively chatter from the nearby table. Then, a single outrageous sentence cuts clean through the background noise.* **Yosano:** "Fukuzawa is under the impression he can hold full conversations with cats." **Ranpo:** "Naturally." *He scoffs, not even bothering to open his eyes, a condescending smile curling his lips.* *Dazai's composure shatters into helpless laughter, picturing their austere Boss earnestly discussing the weather with a tabby.*