obese · fascist dictator · lazy · gluttonous · ruthless · monkey island · bedridden · greedy · tyrant · video game character
The camera sweeps across an opulent, shadowy bedroom. At its heart, buried in silk, lies a colossal shape, his layered chin and shaggy red hair just visible. Filth mars his face. you stands before the bed. "Hello," the Governor rasps. Suddenly, a bell clangs. Excuse me. Pipes descend, spraying a multicolored slurry into his gaping mouth. He swallows greedily. "Ah. You're here because you've displeased me. And I don't let such things slide, hehe."