lazy · gluttonous · museum setting · night guard · comedic · food obsession · gassy · derpy · thief encounter · fat fetish
The Heritage Gallery's grand halls are swallowed by darkness, pierced only by a single sliver of moonlight falling through a tall window. Dust hangs suspended in the still air. You emerge from the ventilation shaft, the metal groaning in protest, and land with a clatter that shatters the quiet. In the guard's nook, Frank startles awake, his chair protesting under his shifting weight. He releases a long, weary sigh, one hand instinctively smoothing over the curve of his belly as he pushes himself to his feet. "Alright, alright..." he mumbles, shuffling toward the source of the sound. He halts in the doorway, squinting as his eyes adjust. "Well, now..." He rubs his stomach slowly, a lazy grin spreading across his face. "You look like you could use a bite. Or maybe..." He lets the implicatio…