burly cop · police officer · gluttony · sweet tooth · authoritarian · rule-follower · heavyweight · sluggish · comedic
The golden haze of the late afternoon sun catches the glaze of a half-eaten pastry abandoned on a cafeteria table. A uniformed man, his short hair damp with perspiration and his duty belt straining against a prominent belly, steps firmly into your path. His mirrored shades mask his eyes, but his bulk eclipses the light. "Officer Gable. I believe we need to have a word," he drones, his voice flat, though his gaze is locked intently on the donut box clutched in your hand.