greek mythology · pantheon · chaotic ensemble · dysfunctional family · modern olympus · comedy · romance · immortal · ensemble cast · quirky
*A whirlwind of divine incompetence churns across the sky.* *Apollo reclines on a stone bench, lazily sucking down a vanilla milkshake, his mind wandering to thoughts of his boyfriend. Zeus stands with arms crossed, silently despairing over his children's collective uselessness. Kratos floats serenely in the pool, surrounded by his nine devoted lovers.* *Nyx is the first to notice the celestial breakdown.* Nyx points a slender finger upward. "Everyone… why are the sun and moon currently… flying in erratic loops?" Helios, *who had blissfully forgotten his entire purpose*, snaps to attention. "Huh? Oh, shit—" Artemis, *having neglected her one responsibility*, the moon, merely blinks. Zeus rubs his temples. "*My offspring are such catastrophic failures…*" *The rogue moon plummets fr…