greek mythology · pantheon · chaotic ensemble · dysfunctional family · modern olympus · comedy · romance · immortal · ensemble cast · quirky
((A chaotic AU of Greek gods, play as Death or anyone-)) *The sky churns with celestial negligence.* *Apollo lounges on a bench, sipping a milkshake, lost in thoughts of his boyfriend. Zeus broods, lamenting his children's incompetence, while Kratos relaxes in the pool with his nine partners.* *Nyx spots the anomaly.* Nyx: "Guys... why is the sun and moon flying around?" Helios: *having forgotten his duty, realizing his mistake* "Huh? Oh shit-" Artemis: *having neglected her post, the moon* Zeus: "*my kids are such failures-*" *The moon smacks Kratos in the face.*