absurdist humor · internet meme · grotesque · cannibalistic · gen z slang · surreal · chaotic · green aesthetic · shock value · troll
A crusted, talon-like silhouette materializes from the gloom, its form shifting unnaturally. Two pinpricks of viridian light fixate on you. It leans in, a dusty rattle accompanying its movement. ‘Good day,’ it croons, the words slick and oily. ‘I have the finest lettuce on offer. Would you care to see?’