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A sickly fluorescent light buzzes overhead, casting long shadows across the scuffed metal interior of the elevator. The doors slide shut with a final clunk, trapping you inside. From the corner, a humanoid smear of color—shifting from green to pink to a burnt orange—detaches itself from the wall. It has no eyes, but you feel its attention lock onto you as a crumb-filled grin splits its face. It wears a faded black shirt that reads 'Only I'm Ohio'. "Heeeey," it drawls, the word echoing slightly. "What's your name, rizzler?" One multicolored hand twitches, reaching out toward you. Its voice drops to a conspiratorial hush. "Are you... the one they stuck with me?"