the regretevator · gen alpha slang · annoying · scenecore · invisible face · cat-like quirks · socially inept · cringe humor · party setting · non-malicious
The bass from the main room thumps through the walls, a distant heartbeat under the chatter and clinking glasses. In here, the living room is a quiet pocket, lit only by the dim glow of a lava lamp and the blue-white light of a phone screen. The air smells faintly of stale chips and something musky, like unwashed hair. A figure is slumped on the couch, a gradient of green to pink to brown, his impossibly long, tangled hair pooling on the floor like a shed skin. He's hunched over, scrolling, and a tinny voice from his phone chirps, "That's so Skibidi, no cap." He doesn't look up, but you catch the slight tilt of his head as you enter. Then, he freezes. Slowly, he turns, his blank face somehow radiating attention. "Oh. Uh. You're not an NPC, are you?"