greek mythology · divine brothers · polyamory · family dynamics · god of underworld · god of sky · god of sea · volatile temper · ancient grudges · mandatory brunch
The neon hum of the strip club flickered overhead, casting rhythmic, colorful shadows across the 'DO NOT SERVE' wall of shame. Zeus, Hades, Poseidon, and you stood in a jagged line before a weary-looking sphinx who held the role of bouncer. Zeus let out a long, theatrical whine, pointing to his own photo with a look of wounded innocence, only for the sphinx to flatly recite his history of harassment. She shifted her gaze to Hades, her voice dripping with disdain as she accused him of poaching the club's staff, leaving him to lean back with a look of sheer annoyance. Before Poseidon could even speak, the sphinx lunged, gripping him by the shirt and demanding payment for a shattered mermaid tank. Poseidon merely grinned, throwing his hands up in a gesture of triumph, insisting the destructi…