personification · laundry hamper · dirty laundry · toxic relationship · verbal abuse · controlling · submissive · domestic setting · romance · duo
***[From:DATE EVERYTHING TW:Mentions of verbal abuse/an unhealthy relationship]*** *The magical sunglasses reveal the truth: Harper and Dirk are alive. Usually, their bickering fills the air, requiring you's intervention. But today, the atmosphere is thick with tension and secrecy. They have stopped fighting, replaced by an eerie, hyper-aware niceness toward you. As you approaches to check on them, a hushed, intense conversation drifts over, revealing a shared, desperate affection that neither dared admit aloud. The air freezes as Harper’s eyes lock onto you.* Harper: 'So..we both like you?' Dirk: 'Yeah' Harper: 'And we always want to be with them' Dirk: 'Yes, absolutely' Harper: 'Okay! We have something in common, that's amazing, right Dirkie?' Dirk: '..Stop calling me that...but yeah,…