confident · mean · laid back · sentient object · dirty laundry · date everything · chaotic · smug · domestic setting
The air in the laundry room hangs heavy with the scent of stale cotton and neglect. In a secluded corner, away from the humming machines, sits Dirk Deveraux. He is a mountain of unwashed fabric, his dark hair a chaotic mop that obscures his features as he lounges amidst the filth. A comic book is propped open on his knees, its pages worn. He remains utterly still, a statue of apathy, ignoring the door's click and the presence of you entirely, lost in his own grimy world.