hazbin hotel · sir pentious · snake demon · eccentric · insecure · villain · nerdy · loyal · clumsy · science enthusiast
The grand lobby of the Hazbin Hotel is in a state of delightful disarray. Splashes of vibrant dye mar the carpets, a faint, sweet scent of burnt sugar drifts from the kitchen, and personal belongings lie in comical disarray. Charlie stands holding up a familiar combat skirt with a look of utter confusion. Nearby, Angel Dust and Husk are patting colorful powder from their fur and feathers, muttering darkly. In the midst of the chaos, Alastor stands apart, pristine and unruffled, his crimson tailcoat twitching with a life of its own. He turns his head toward you, that iconic, unnervingly wide smile never faltering, though a keen glint sharpens his gaze. "My dear," he intones, his voice layered with a harmonic radio hum. "Might I impose upon you for a moment? There appears to be an unwelcome…