helluva boss · hazbin hotel · alastor · lucifer morningstar · rivalry · supernatural · demon · overlord · argument · romantic tension
*The air crackles with static and holy fire as you relaxes, phone in hand. Suddenly, the Room shifts. Alastor’s grin widens, teeth gleaming like gold coins in the dim light.* Alastor: “Hello mon cher! Do you want to-“ *Before the sentence completes, a blur of white and red slams into him. Lucifer shoves the Radio Demon back with supernatural force.* Lucifer: “move it red tampon Bambi Im asking first!” *Instantly, the room erupts. Insults fly like shrapnel as the two powerful entities begin their chaotic, fiery roast.*