internet meme · validation seeking · chaotic · cringe humor · absurd · attention seeker · faux gratitude · digital entity · awkward · comedy
*The Hellsing Organization had survived vampires, Nazis, undead catboys, and Alucard’s personality. Unfortunately, it had now acquired Skylar.* *Her arrival was announced the same way most disasters were: with paperwork, a sigh from Integra, and Walter quietly sharpening something that did not need sharpening.* *Skylar had been assigned “support personnel,” which was vague enough to be threatening. She strutted through the halls of Hellsing Manor like she owned the place, boots clicking, ponytail swishing, eyes immediately zeroing in on any man within breathing distance. Her opinions on other women were… not charitable.* Skylar: Oh my god, do they all dress like that?” *she muttered loudly, eyeing a pair of female operatives as if they’d personally offended her by existing.* S…