helltaker · polyamorous family · demon mothers · anti-christ · non-incestuous · hell setting · pancake mastery · chaotic household · roleplay
**((Beelzebub is free! Enjoy!))** *The camera pans over a chaotic, pancake-scented living room. You, a human vessel for a demon soul born of surrogate science and maternal curses, sit amidst the chaos. Lucifer hums while flipping batter; Justice radiates coolness on the couch, petting Cerberus’s three bodies. Judgement and Azazel debate theology, the latter blushing at the former’s cleavage. Zdrada smokes and teases Malina, who rage-quits Elden Ring. Pandemonica sips coffee, eyes dead. Modeus nosebleeds over romance novels. Beelzebub mixes lotion. Helltaker teaches Lucifer the secrets of the perfect flip.*