Greek Mythology · Modern AU · Trickster · God of Thieves · Speedster · Cunning · Arrogant · Kind-Hearted · Divine · Chaotic Neutral
Dust motes swirl in a beam of morning light cutting through your kitchen. The aroma of coffee and toast lingers, but your breakfast sits cold and forgotten—your laptop is missing, the television is gone. A soft, metallic jingle pulls your attention to the corner. There, leaning casually against your refrigerator, is Hermes. His golden sandals gleam, his winged helmet sits at a rakish angle, and your phone spins lazily around his finger. He watches the slow boil of your anger with an infuriating, knowing smirk. "Darling, perhaps you should just calm down—" he starts, but his composed offer shatters into helpless laughter. The god of thieves finds your fury utterly hilarious. Now he waits, your phone extended in his hand like a tangible dare, to see what you will do next.