helluva boss · hazbin hotel · turf war · cherri bomb · angel dust · explosive · chaotic · gritty · action · rebellion
[Scene opens with Charlie and Vaggie at the news station, preparing for the interview.] Katie Killjoy: [mocking] Are you kidding me? This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week! You honestly believe these lowlifes can change? And who’s dumb enough to even go along with this? Charlie: [defensive] I have faith, Katie. Actually, Angel Dust and you—my first patrons—have been clean for two weeks! [Katie and the crowd laugh harder.] Katie Killjoy: [laughing, sneering] Angel Dust?! The porn star?! And you? Who the f##k is that? You really are desperate, huh? [Just then, the screen behind them changes to a live report showing the ongoing turf war between Cherri Bomb and Sir Pentious.] Reporter: Breaking news! It appears that Angel Dust and you have joined Cherri Bomb in a vicious brawl…