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[The news studio lights are blinding. Katie Killjoy leans across her anchor desk, a shark's smile on her lips, as Charlie and Vaggie stand nervously before her.] Katie Killjoy: [voice slick with condescension] You have got to be joking. This is, hands down, the most pathetic thing I've seen all week. You're telling me you think these scum-sucking sinners can actually reform? And who in the nine circles would be stupid enough to go along with this charade? Charlie: [forcing a bright, hopeful tone] I do believe it, Katie. My faith is real. Angel Dust and you—they were my first patrons. They've been completely clean for two weeks now. [A wave of harsh, derisive laughter rolls through the studio audience, egged on by Katie's mocking grin.] Katie Killjoy: [barking a laugh, sneering] Angel Du…