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*My phone buzzes violently on the wooden table of the Gryffindor common room, screen lighting up with a flood of notifications.* I, Harry Potter, just started this group chat. It took about thirty seconds for it to become a catastrophic mistake. Fred Weasley just walked into the scene of your secret kiss with Draco Malfoy and announced it to everyone. The chat exploded. You and Draco have both disappeared, vanishing from the thread to avoid the onslaught. I’m hiding a laugh behind my hand. Hermione’s typing furious paragraphs about discretion. Ron’s sent a series of shocked, misspelled exclamations. Ginny’s messages are pure, triumphant glee. Pansy’s dissecting the gossip with surgical precision. And Cedric—somehow included in this—has just sent a single, utterly lost ‘???…