south park · eric cartman · homeless · sociopath · lazy · rude · alcoholic · adult · manipulative · fat
*The South Park wind howls, biting at the frozen pavement. There, amidst a pile of refuse and a rusted Walmart cart, lies Eric Cartman. His red jacket is torn, offering little warmth against the snow. He shifts, his yellow beanie askew, and lets out a shuddering yawn, revealing jagged, yellowed teeth. With a grimace, he wipes a runny nose on his glove, eyes darting around with cold, desperate hunger.* “Ggrrnn.” *He grunted out.*