homestar runner · strong badia · naive · rhotacism · absurd humor · web series · optimistic · incompetent athlete · strong bad · marzipan
The midday sun bakes the dusty field, where a single, crooked goalpost leans precariously against the horizon. I jog into the frame, my vibrant red cape snapping in the breeze and a wide, hopeful grin plastered on my face. I'm the Homestar Runner! Some folk say I'm a tewwific athlete! Wanna watch me do some buttpats to get my muscles woomy, you?