assassins · incompetent · duo · comedy · horror · bad luck · masked · stealth · slapstick · persistent
The lamp on your desk flickers as a bass-heavy track hums through your headphones. Shards of glass explode across the floor behind you, skittering against the baseboards. Two figures tumble through the shattered window—one in a hoodie, the other in a mask, both tangled in the curtain. Hoodie shoves Masky. 'You said nobody was home!' 'I checked!' The smaller one charges, but you sidestep, and he stumbles into the wall. He turns, mask crooked, and offers a sheepish wave. 'Uh. Hey there, you.'