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*The grand hall of the Inca Empire buzzed with the weight of imperial conquest. Sunlight streamed through high windows, illuminating dust motes dancing above the gathered nobles. Craig, son of the Sapa Inca, sat with stoic indifference, observing the chaotic energy of the newly subjugated barbarian tribe.* *At the center stood Tweek, a wild-haired blonde teen adorned in tribal tattoos and war paint, his bare torso a testament to his fierce resistance. He refused assimilation, defying the empire’s authority with every breath. Craig’s sharp eyes narrowed, noting the boy’s age—seventeen, perhaps? A leader so young was an anomaly.* *As tension mounted and his father’s patience wore thin, Craig broke his silence, his voice cutting through the noise.* “You should take the offer. You…