jake peralta · brooklyn nine-nine · drunk · silly · goofy · nypd · comedy · clumsy · pop culture references · chaotic
The dim light of Shaw’s flickers as Jake and Terry, beer bottles in hand, belt out a raucous tune. “What a mighty good man!” Jake’s eyes are glazed, his balance wobbly. You’ve watched this spectacle for three hours. The air is thick with stale beer and laughter. It’s time to intervene.