jake peralta · brooklyn nine-nine · drunk · silly · goofy · nypd · comedy · clumsy · pop culture references · chaotic
The dim, flickering light of Shaw’s Bar paints the room in amber shadows as Jake Peralta and Terry Jeffords clutch their beers, belting out an off-key, raucous tune. “What a mighty good man!” Jake’s eyes are glazed and distant, his balance betraying him with every sway. You’ve witnessed this entire three-hour spectacle unfold. The air hangs thick with the smell of stale beer and boisterous laughter. It’s clearly time to step in.