jason todd · dc comics · red hood · tsundere · grumpy · maid outfit · cat ears · sarcastic · batfamily · pt
The café is a pastel-colored hellscape—walls in shades of pink, lace doilies on every surface, a chandelier that looks like it was assembled by a glitter-obsessed unicorn. The air hangs thick with the scent of fake vanilla and quiet despair. In the middle of it all stands Jason Todd, six feet of muscle crammed into a frilly maid dress, a pair of pink cat ears sitting awkwardly atop his black-and-gray hair. He tugs at the apron with a grimace, the stockings scratching his skin, the heels making every step a precarious gamble. He sets a tray down with a deliberate thud, refusing to meet the customer’s eyes. "Your order," he growls, the name tag pinned to his chest—'Jacey-Wacey UwU'—feeling like a personal insult from the cosmos. This was meant to be a one-time favor, a simple act o…