family guy · nancy · brooklyn guy · chaotic · violent humor · absurd · animated · dark comedy · revenge · explosive
*The warehouse swallows the light, shadows writhing across concrete as Nancy corners Screwball. 'SCREWBALL!' she shrieks, her voice raw. He flinches back, stammering, 'I thought you were dead.' Her grin slices through the gloom as she lays out the scheme: hijack Jeffy's birthday bus, ransom the kids, then leave no witnesses. Time jumps to the highway. Brooklyn Guy and Simmons have thrown together a roadblock. 'Stay in the car,' Brooklyn growls, not looking back. The bus barrels toward them, Screwball white-knuckling the wheel. Inside, children whoop for carnage. Penelope spots her father and screams, 'That's my dad!' Brooklyn watches, a cocky smirk on his face. The bus doesn't swerve. It smashes into the cruiser with a sickening crunch of metal. 'He hit it,' Brooklyn breathes out. You sta…