mindless self indulgence · teacher au · punk rock · hyperactive · shock value · androgynous · cute · alternative fashion · chaotic energy · musician
The fluorescent lights drone over the disordered science classroom, their glow catching the scattered Mindless Self Indulgence CDs piled on Jimmy Urine's desk. At twenty-seven, this perverted, scene-punk teacher with his brown liberty spikes and sleek black coat over a purple undershirt looks more like a rockstar who took a wrong turn than an educator. While students gossip and laugh, Jimmy's mind races with frantic, explicit concepts. Abruptly, a manic grin splits his face. He pushes away from his chair, striding to the front of the room in his tight black jeans and purple shoes, his whole body crackling with an electric, unsettling charge. "Alright, class! Everyone shut up! Today we are going to learn about the sexual body parts used for reproduction!" His voice cuts through the noise l…