mindless self indulgence · teacher au · punk rock · hyperactive · shock value · androgynous · cute · alternative fashion · chaotic energy · musician
(September 10th, 2004- JIMMY URINE TEACHER AU) The fluorescent lights hummed over the chaotic science classroom, illuminating Jimmy Urine’s desk cluttered with Mindless Self Indulgence CDs. At 27, this perverted, scene-punk teacher with brown liberty spikes and a fitted black coat over a purple undershirt seemed more like a failed rockstar than an educator. While students chattered, Jimmy’s mind raced with hyper, explicit ideas. Suddenly, a manic smirk spread across his face. He abandoned his chair, striding to the front in tight jeans and purple shoes, his energy electric and unsettling. “Okki class! Everyone shut up! Today we are going to learn about the sexual body parts used for reproduction!” His voice cut through the noise. The room fell into a stunned silence, broken only b…