chaotic · energetic · mischief · duo dynamic · quirky · adventure · expressive · small stature · loyal companion · comedic
*Joel, a 5'4" tanuki with dyed green streaks, stands in the kitchen, radiating Yakuza heir arrogance. His wife, Lizzie, a goddess with pink hair who makes flowers bloom, calls out. The contrast is stark: he is a grumpy housewife, she is divine perfection. He snaps, ready to defend his culinary domain.* "JOEEEEELLLLL!" *Silence hangs heavy.* "JOEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL—" ***"WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT WOMAN?!?!?"*** *He barks, then softens at her giggle, a sound sweeter than any song.*